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2006 in IM status messages

On the bandwagon of the “year in review” posts everyone seems to adore this time of year, I hereby present the full listing of status messages I used in iChat in 2006, in the order I originally entered them.

I like this time of year specifically because it’s so easy to fill dead air. :-)

Without further delay. . . .

First, the “available” messages:

  1. around
  2. or something
  3. DVD: National Treasure
  4. DVD: Garden State
  5. DVD: Mad Hot Ballroom
  6. mildly attentive
  7. last gasp before bed
  8. power outage, blargh
  9. I stand upon the wreckage of the kingdom of the world
  10. urf urf urf
  11. base station go boom
  12. BLAH
  13. SNARK
  14. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are annoying
  15. sumvun hass candy in ze library!
  16. Macworld SFO 2006 keynote
  17. bork
  18. rain!
  19. while you see a chance
  20. now with 30% more fake statistics
  21. who knew I'd be on waterfront property
  22. software upgrade, reboot likely shortly
  23. cool, no reboot required
  24. WEST COAST SNARK
  25. missing the rain
  26. SNARK ATTACK {S intimidating cello
  27. correspondence
  28. 802.11g can bite me
  29. the streets are dry tonight
  30. getting ready for work
  31. bluh
  32. poker-night prep
  33. DAMMIT
  34. bah
  35. narf
  36. yay rain
  37. adventures in WDS
  38. my network is PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
  39. slightly less pissed off
  40. triple venti non-fat no-whip suspension check
  41. triple venti nonfat no-whip suspension check
  42. double tall extra-hot vaporhead inanity
  43. tall drip with room
  44. alcoholic wi-fi!
  45. 802.11b(eer)
  46. squeak squeaker squeak squeaken squeak
  47. tunes and darkness
  48. environmental data makes my eyes cross
  49. I'll tap into your strength and drain it dry
  50. system foolery
  51. my dishwasher is LOUD
  52. drizzizzle
  53. fotofutzery
  54. DVD: I (heart) Huckabees
  55. minimally attentive
  56. blowed away
  57. the wind is blowing my power away
  58. WHOOSH
  59. Breezes with occasional rafter-rattling gusts
  60. Rafter-rattling gusts with occasional breezes
  61. wind kicks up again
  62. HYPE MACHINE
  63. how does one coin the phrase that will set one's soul apart?
  64. skweeky kleen
  65. skweeky indifferent
  66. pint the fourth
  67. pint the fifth!
  68. SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR PINT
  69. 0.875 gallons
  70. 0.875 gallons + 0.3 gallons
  71. 1 gallon!
  72. DVD: The Transporter
  73. would could sleep
  74. mmm Riesling
  75. OW stubbed toe!
  76. ice storms.
  77. abstracted
  78. DVD: Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  79. Battlestar Galactica :-)
  80. stupidly early
  81. massively WTF
  82. caffeinating
  83. not sleeping, dammit
  84. withdrawn
  85. early wake + Saturday = for birds
  86. ahh, houseguests
  87. stupidly awake
  88. oops, wrong keys
  89. STONES
  90. oops, dead battery
  91. green?
  92. DVD: The Legend of Zorro
  93. meh
  94. must... have... coffee....
  95. listing things
  96. the IRS can bite me
  97. getting my news on
  98. mobile
  99. rain suits my mood
  100. a bit drunk
  101. DVD: King Kong (2005)
  102. King Yawn
  103. domesticity reeking
  104. SNORT THIRD CUPPA
  105. blurf
  106. standing by
  107. 10,000 songs in my ratings list
  108. grillin'
  109. sippin'
  110. drunk!
  111. oh how tipsy am I
  112. something something
  113. it only goes to 10
  114. speaking without words
  115. around here somewhere
  116. Pandora rox!
  117. musically speaking
  118. coffee and oatmeal
  119. Easter?
  120. geeking out in several ways
  121. sufficiently caffeinated
  122. signing off shortly
  123. frustrated
  124. YARGH
  125. ...
  126. hrm
  127. damned birds
  128. silly katz!
  129. rebooting shortly
  130. radio waves bouncing every which way
  131. a bit tipsy
  132. it was much easier before
  133. see how easily I lose my place
  134. late-night laundering
  135. my mouse is blinking
  136. DVD: Sweet Home Alabama
  137. DVD: Sahara
  138. DVD: Fun with Dick and Jane
  139. vastly indifferent
  140. glorf
  141. so then
  142. I'm a bit drunk
  143. more 802.11b(eer)ing
  144. hermit
  145. Sunday morning, yellow sky
  146. still crumpled there in the back seat
  147. so tired.
  148. e. gad.
  149. road trippy!
  150. Sonoma
  151. WEDDING PREP oh just kill me now
  152. guh
  153. standing down
  154. heavenly hotel
  155. she's POWER NAPPING
  156. oh dear God the snoring
  157. post-travel winding down
  158. urg
  159. whatever
  160. 11th publish run
  161. ...make that 15
  162. SOCK HOP
  163. hic
  164. standing on the edge of something much too deep
  165. stupid helicopter
  166. ah silence
  167. {S flyincow
  168. Soylent Green is people!
  169. it was the sled.
  170. she's really a guy!
  171. KEVIN SPACEY DID IT
  172. it was the butler
  173. blah.
  174. kawfee!
  175. somewhere nearby, possibly
  176. amazing show :-)
  177. several hours lost somewhere in there
  178. restless
  179. uh uh uh uh uh uh
  180. plumbing
  181. where the hell is the crack repairdude?
  182. fixing the shower
  183. waiting on the contractors
  184. as expected: clusterfuck
  185. ongoing assemblage fornication
  186. no matter how far you travel away you always end up home
  187. somewhere nearby is a very unhappy child
  188. shower time, shortly
  189. I can't remember the last time I watched A&E
  190. not ready for bed yet after all
  191. it’s my thoughts that bind me here
  192. damn, that wore off fast
  193. pondering evening plans
  194. stow hoe honed
  195. too damned early
  196. bah, awake at 6 on a Saturday
  197. anybody want a peanut?
  198. playing cards
  199. around?
  200. tried to sleep
  201. synchrony
  202. brewpubbin’
  203. Free! I'm free!
  204. the tyranny of alarm clocks
  205. the taste of dried-up hopes in my mouth
  206. damned connectivity burps
  207. blustery Saturday
  208. bah, headache
  209. possibly around here somewhere
  210. ?
  211. !
  212. crazy rain
  213. OW goddammit!
  214. slaked.
  215. bah, winds
  216. cookin'
  217. post-cookin'
  218. gaw bull!
  219. Happy Thanksgiving. :-)
  220. turkey prep, afk a lot
  221. the snow, she fall down
  222. make trips, not tripe
  223. it's pronounced "trih-PAY"
  224. head exploding
  225. power's still out, argh
  226. power may still be out, argh
  227. AIM ate my Beldin
  228. about to cook a lot
  229. pre-cookin'
  230. merry Christmas :-)

And now the “away” messages:

  1. at work
  2. trying to find a business card
  3. snüz
  4. travel prep, afk sometimes
  5. laundry switchin'
  6. inattentive
  7. afk briefly
  8. restroom!
  9. shower time
  10. airport, try Corixidae on mobile
  11. away, try phone
  12. dinner time!
  13. hardware store 4 keys
  14. .
  15. nowhere near keys
  16. dressin' time
  17. scaring cats with vacuum
  18. grocery store
  19. laundry foldery
  20. silent shout
  21. errands
  22. pub crawl!
  23. away, try mobile name
  24. laundry swappinizin'
  25. afk police
  26. hotel snüz
  27. wedding, probably nowhere nearly enough wine
  28. running errands
  29. on the phone
  30. away; call or SMS
  31. here, sorta
  32. feline check!
  33. getting dressed
  34. sports-bar-hopping, available by cell
  35. shearin' time
  36. making the bed
  37. TiVo geekery
  38. putting my pants on
  39. running errands, available by phone
  40. out for the evening, try phone
  41. airport. (!)
  42. lunch time
  43. sleep.
  44. I hate wind.
  45. it snew!
  46. wireless insanity
  47. working from home, sorta... around, but not

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