I went into my bathroom this morning to do the usual shower/shave/etc. prep for the workday.
First thing I saw:
GREEN APPLE BODY BUTTER
I did a triple-take on that, because
- “Body Butter”?
- GREEN APPLE “Body Butter”?
- In my bathroom??
Then I remembered:
Oh yeah, Mom’s in town for a visit!
Mystery solved, and that’s when I realized I was a bit hungover from the bottle of wine I inhaled last night.