Time for awards shows to end
If I were smart


About two ours ago I was craving a Caesar salad from, of all places, Red Lobster.

What the hell?

They’re evile for their alleged seafood, but I consider their Caesar among the best in any silly chain restaurant like that. It’s probably not a true Caesar anyway, at least according to the recipes I’ve found on the web (see link above). But I like theirs still.

I’m so ashamed.