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A Note to VH1

Sheryl Crow's "The First Cut is the Deepest" is not the only video available for rotation during your Insomniac Music Theater show. This video sure as hell does not merit showing twice in a 3-hour block as has happened several times on that show.

Same for Christina Slutulera, that chick from American Idol, and Dave Matthews.

Stick a crowbar in the video vault and put a greater variety in rotation, for Christ's sake!