Deseret Morning News: 'We love him no matter what'
Bob and Katie, shut the hell up!

I was dumb

and finally crawled into bed around 04:30 and woke up at 10:00, right on track with the 5-to-6-hours thing. I was surprised I didn't wake up earlier with the neighborhood lawn-care brigade's usual Saturday-morning frenzy of activity, but so far today I've yet to hear a single mower or weed-whacker.

Wait, wait—there's a chainsaw or something similar, sounds like it's a couple blocks away. And they waited for little ol' me to wake up on my own.