Simple thing
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If I were smart,

I'd go to bed right now, a little after midnight.

I'd probably toss'n'turn a bit, but eventually I'd drop off, and I might even manage 7 or 8 hours of sleep instead of my usual 5 or 6.

If I were smart, I'd do that.

But I'm astoundingly stupid re: sleep schedules, so I'll probably be up another hour or two anyway, and still wake up at 07:30 or 08:00 and wonder what the hell.