MasterCard announces security breach at third-party card processing company
Another boy missing in the Utah mountains

Do-it-yourself facelift, of sorts

Easy way to tighten up your face:

Get your hair cut shorter than usual and then spend about 7 hours in the sun without head protection at a brewfest on Saturday, and another 4 hours with a hat at an arts festival on Sunday.

Scalp sunburns, skin tightens, draws face back into hideous rictus come Monday morning.

I have the weirdest mild/annoying headache today....