Do-it-yourself facelift, of sorts
Monday, June 20, 2005
Easy way to tighten up your face:
Get your hair cut shorter than usual and then spend about 7 hours in the sun without head protection at a brewfest on Saturday, and another 4 hours with a hat at an arts festival on Sunday.
Scalp sunburns, skin tightens, draws face back into hideous rictus come Monday morning.
I have the weirdest mild/annoying headache today....