The usuals please
The Ruby's Way


A little while ago when I went into the men's room I suddenly noticed that I'd been saying my actions all day.

I noticed this when, in the act of lowering my zipper as I stepped to the urinal, I said, "Zip!"

Flooding back to me came the realization that a little before that when I'd been at my desk working on some Crystal Reports format changes, I'd been saying things like "Type type type..." as I hammered away on my keyboard and when I called the Washington State Department of Ecology a few hours ago, I clearly remember saying "Dial dial dial" as I did so.